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One Bright Day In The Middle Of The Night
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
and ran to save the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
ask the blind man, he saw it, too.
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Rich Man, Poor Man
Rich man, poor man,
Beggar man, thief,
Doctor, Lawyer,
Indian Chief.
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Say, Say Oh Playmate
Verse 1
Say, say oh playmate,
Come out and play with me,
And bring your dollies three,
Climb up my apple tree.
Slide down my rain barrel,
Into my cellar door,
And we'll be jolly friends,
Forever more - more - more!
Verse 2
Say, say oh playmate,
I cannot play with you,
My dolly has the flu,
Boohoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.
Ain't got no rain barrel,
Ain't got no cellar door,
But we'll be jolly friends,
Forever more, more, more, more, more.
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The Cannibal King
A Cannibal King with a big nose ring
Fell in love with a dusty maiden
And every night by the pale moonlight
Off to the lake he waded
He hugged and kissed his pretty little miss
Under the bamboo tree
And every night by the pale moon light
Sounds like this to me.
Carumph (*kiss* *kiss* noise)
Carumph *kiss* *kiss*
Carumph diddy oddy aye aye aye (Repeat)
We'll build a bungalow big enough for two
Big enough for two my honey, big enough for two
And when we're in it how happy we'll be
under the bamboo, under the bamboo tree
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under the bam-bushes
under the bam-bushes
under the trees
bum bum bum
true love for you my darling
true love for me
we're getting married,
to raise a happy family,
with a boy for you and
a girl for me,
that's the way it's gonna be,
johnny broke a bottle and put the blame on me
bum bum bum
i told my mama
i told my papa
johnny got a scolding
turn around
touch the ground
up again and freeze!
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Snickers taste good,
Like a, mmmm-candybar should.
Ooh, my,
want a piece of pie.
Pie too sweet,
want a piece of meat.
Meat too tough,
want to ride the bus.
Bus too full,
want to ride a bull.
Bull too black,
want my money back.
Money too green,
want a jelly bean.
Bean too red,
want to go to bed.
Bed too soft,
throw the pillow off.
Now close your eyes
And count to ten
And if you mess up
Start over again, so
One, two,
three, four,
five, six,
seven, eight,
nine, ten!
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Bingo
BINGO
B-I-N-G-O
Butterfingers, tootsies roll
Icy Icy Icy -O
and Bingo was his name -O
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There was a farmer had a dog
There was a farmer had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-Oh.
B-I-N-G-O!
B-I-N-G-O!
B-I-N-G-O!
And Bingo was his name-Oh!
There was a farmer had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-Oh.
CLAP-I-N-G-O!
CLAP-I-N-G-O!
CLAP-I-N-G-O!
And Bingo was his name-Oh!
There was a farmer had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-Oh.
CLAP, CLAP-N-G-O!
CLAP, CLAP-N-G-O!
CLAP, CLAP-N-G-O!
And Bingo was his name-Oh!
There was a farmer had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-Oh.
CLAP, CLAP, CLAP-G-O!
CLAP, CLAP, CLAP-G-O!
CLAP, CLAP, CLAP-G-O!
And Bingo was his name-Oh!
There was a farmer had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-Oh.
CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP-O!
CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP-O!
CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP-O!
And Bingo was his name-Oh!
There was a farmer had a dog,
And Bingo was his name-Oh.
CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP
CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP
CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP
And Bingo was his name-Oh!
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Choo Choo Charlie
I went to a Chinese restaurant
to buy a loaf of bread bread bread
they asked me what my name was
and this is what I said said said
I'm Choo Choo charlie
I know karate - punch in the stomach
Opps I'm sorry. I'll call your mommy
Cheese Cheese
American Cheese
Don't you stare those eyes at me!
(Clap your hands and say) "You Blinked!"
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Coke A Cola
Coke a Cola, Coke a Cola,
Allie AlLie pussy cat
Allie Allie pussy cat
Coke a Cola, Coke a Cola
Allie Allie pussy cat
the boys got the muscles
the teachers can't catch them
girls got the sexy legs
you betta watch out
the boys go "kiss kiss"
the girls go "Whooo Whooo"